♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo and Guess Who?
♪ We know you're one in a million
♪ Scooby-Doo
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo
♪ To catch and unmask that villain ♪
Zoinks! It's "Weird Al" Yankovic!
Do you guys think you could maybe wait to practice
until we actually get to the accordion camp?
Uh, nothing doing, Daph.
Scoob and I gotta hone our skills.
Yeah.
Fred, please drive faster.
I'm trying. We're almost there.
-Huh, thank goodness! -Whoa! Hang on, gang!
- Why is everyone in such a panic? - Let's find out.
You can't leave. Don't take my students away, please.
There's so much accordion music left to play.
No!
Hang on, I'll be right with you.
No!
Hi, there. Welcome to Weird Al's All Accordion Marching Band Camp.
Wow! Famous singer-songwriter Weird Al Yankovic?
Scooby and I have been dreaming about
coming here for years.
Yeah, years.
Mr. Yankovic, why is everyone leaving?
Please call me Weird Al.
It seems there's a crazy rumor going around
that a real live dinosaur
is attacking my accordion camp.
All the parents are pulling their kids out.
Michelle, not you too. You can't leave.
Um, Weird Al, you know that dinosaur rumor?
I'm not so sure it's a rumor.
You have to leave. You have to leave right now.
Ooh!
Oh, cool, chase music.
♪ Just when I thought I seen the weirdest sights
♪ I walked in on a boy and his dog just running for their lives
♪ Run, run, run, run, run, run Run, run, run from dinosaur
Uh-oh!
Whoa, whoa!
Hah! Dumb dinosaur.
Uh-oh.
♪ Okay, here's a tip you should never ignore
♪ It's a bad idea to talk to a dinosaur
♪ It's coming my wayOh, my feet hit the floor
♪ Thinking it's time I run for the door
♪ Run, run, run, run, run, run, run from dinosaur ♪
Jeepers!
Mr. Weird Al, are you okay?
Yes, but where's Sally?
-Sally! -Who else is in here?
Sally! Oh! Oh, good, she's not hurt.
Is it broken?
Nah, she's just sad.
Not only is she upset about that crazy dinosaur,
but I've lost all my campers.
I'll have to close the place down.
-Oh, no! -Like, I'm sorry, Scoob.
We were all hoping you could help us with our big dreams
of becoming concert accordion players.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, play.
Really? Thanks.
All right.
Let's see what you got, Shaggy.
Prepare to be amazed.
Sorry.
I usually play it southpaw.
Meh, you're not bad.
So, let's focus on you, Scooby-Doo.
I'll help you learn the accordion, but I'll need your help in return.
Anything.
I have to save my school.
You kooky kids have to help me figure out
what's going on with these dinosaur attacks,
and find a way to stop them.
So, I can keep the lost art of the accordion alive.
That's music to our ears, Weird Al.
We'd be happy to help you solve this mystery.
Show us where it all started.
♪ Looking at the cave where the dinosaur came from
♪ And now that I say it
♪ It does seem kinda dumb ♪
You kids are trespassing. This is my dig.
Your dig? Who are you?
I'm Dr. Josephine Tuttle,
world renowned paleontologist.
These hills are full of dinosaur fossils.
And when this cave opened up,
I got permits to dig the whole area.
So, it's mine.
Hello, I'm Weird Al.
I know who you are.
You're the weirdo that runs that obnoxious accordion camp down there.
You don't belong on this mountain.
Wow!
This fossil is a dorsal vertebrae from a T-Rex.
Yes! Such rare and amazing finds
are all over this geological shelf.
The whole mountain should be a big paleontological park
with no accordions.
So, get out! Go! You're not welcome here.
♪ That was one odd, mean, old paleontologist
♪ She really got rid of us and nailed the mineologi... ♪
Uh, it's hard to rhyme paleontologist.
Oh, hey, sorry. Didn't mean to startle you.
Uh, my name's Pete. We wanted to apologize for Dr. Tuttle.
I'm also Pete over here, uh, we work for the university.
We're supposed to be helping Dr. Tuttle.
Oh, but she's kinda run us off now.
She's been acting kinda strange lately, eh, right, Pete?
Absolutely, Pete!
Better stay clear of her. You guys have a nice night now.
They seemed odd, but nicer than Dr. Tuttle.
Uh, well guys, it's getting late.
We should maybe all get back to camp and get some rest.
- Hey, maybe I should sing about that. No!
-Yeah. -Awesome!
♪ We went hunting for a dinosaur
♪ And met a mean, old lady
♪ We never saw before
♪ When it got late
♪ I should have said, "Woo-hoo"
♪ It seemed like time
♪ Time to go to bed Woo-hoo ♪
Uh!
How y'all doin'?
Hello, Big Bob!
Ain't you gonna introduce me to your new friends?
No? I will then.
Name's Big Bob McAllister.
I own the mining company that's gonna set up
a fracking operation on this here mountain.
Well, now that is if I can get
Mr. Yankovic here to sell me his land.
♪ Never, never ♪ Never ♪
You're the last holdout, but...
Now that your music camp's been attacked by a dinosaur
and gonna close down,
I'm thinking I'll be able to pick up your land for real cheap.
Ta-ta, Mr. Yankovic.
You sure don't have a lot of friends on this mountain.
I do not, Fred, I do not.
Okay, Scooby-Doo, let's see if we can help you with the accordion.
Too loud!
Oh, yeah, um...
Oh, I've got just the thing.
Give it a go, Scooby.
Okay, so you got dog fingers.
Yeah, dog fingers.
Ah, so... maybe we try plastic finger hands.
Ah, weird.
Yeah, too weird even for me.
And I've got weird in my name.
Ha! Let's playChopsticks using chopsticks.
I mean, the public domain, 1877 version.
-Okay, Scooby? -Okay.
Ah, okay. Uh...
Did you ever think maybe the accordion isn't for you?
Oh, sorry, Scooby. I... I didn't mean that.
Don't... Don't worry, we'll get it.
Wasn't me.
Oh, pretty sandwich.
Zoinks!
♪ I never thought that this would be my fate
♪ Being delicious Weird Al dinosaur bait ♪
Maybe, if we don't move, it can't see us.
Is it working?
He totally sees us.
Hurry, guys, get in.
Fred, go faster!
Phew! I think we lost him.
Ah, way to go, Freddie!
Jeepers! He really chewed up the bumper.
Look at that!
-Hey! -Like it's an actual dinosaur tooth.
-Yeah. -But it's a fossilized tooth.
Why would a living dinosaur have a fossilized tooth?
Well, maybe he's not a good brusher.
His tooth may be old, but his tracks are fresh.
Come on, gang!
The tracks led us right back to the cave site.
Dr. Tuttle.
Somebody or something ransacked Dr. Tuttle's tent.
Looks like she must have become dinosaur chow.
Yeah, dino chow.
♪ Creepy, creepy, creepy
♪ There's a dinosaur out there now
♪ Chompy, chompy, chompy
♪ Will we all be dinosaur chow? ♪
There's something odd about these dino footprints.
They're the right shape, but... Hmm...
Okay, gang. I say we go explore that cave
and see what else we can discover.
Hey. This isn't a natural cave.
It's an old mine shaft.
But someone's been digging in here recently.
That doesn't make sense.
There hasn't been ore here for years.
I wonder if Big Bob McAllister's
been doing some poking around up here,
illegally.
It's that crazy dinosaur! Run!
♪ Hush, little Scooby, don't you cry
♪ Weird Al will help you to get by
♪ And if we can't get out of this place
♪ A big, old dino's gonna eat your face ♪
Not helping.
Yeah, dude. Like how about no more accordion?
Fine.
Yikes!
What?
You didn't say anything about not playing the theremin.
See? The theremin's just so cool.
Ah!
Ah! I think we've hit a dead end.
We're trapped in a cave. It's okay.
Because at least, we're cut off from that hungry, angry dinosaur.
Yeah, angry.
Oh, look.
Scoob, there't like a real, baby dinosaur in there.
Will it hatch?
No, Scooby, that egg is a crystallized fossil.
It's millions of years old.
Zoinks!
It's that crazy dinosaur!
Run!
Up there, hurry!
That's it, Scooby-Doo. Follow your nose.
Like wow!
He really wants this dinosaur egg.
Guys, look what we found.
Jinkies! This is priceless!
That dinosaur was desperately trying to get it from us.
That's perfect! We can use it as bait.
Now all we need to do is build the trap.
No need. I've already built one.
Really?
I've already got the trap all rigged and ready to go.
If we can lure the dinosaur into this dry creek bed,
we can blow the sluice gates on the dam upstream.
The water will come rushing down
and carry the dinosaur right into these nets here
I've got strung across the channel.
Wow! That is amazing, Weird Al!
Hey, wait a minute.
Is this a trap you created to catch the campers' parents?
No! No. Never, no.
Uh, yes. Maybe.
I have a very strict policy about parents
sneaking out before our big accordion concerts.
We round them up and bring them back.
Well, I, for one, think it's a great trap.
And you know what I always say, "Trapping time!"
♪ Trapping time, trapping time
♪ Everybody smile and fall in line
♪ 'Cause it's trapping, trapping, trapping, trapping time ♪
Fine, let's just go.
I rigged the sluice gate to blow
when I play a high A on my accordion.
Perfect! Now, for the bait.
It's the dinosaur.
Another one.
What?
Can you believe it, Scoob?
We're watching two dinosaurs fight.
Just like the movies.
We have to get those dinosaurs
both standing on the same spot.
We could drive them both in using ourselves as bait.
But we'd be swept away by the flood.
I've got a back up plan. Everybody, follow me!
Hold this, Scooby.
When I say, hit that high A.
What? Huh? I can't play that.
You need to believe.
That's the only way to play the accordion.
Just believe!
Over here. Hey, hey, you crazy fighting dinosaurs.
Here's the egg. Come and get it.
- Come on, both of you. Come on.
Um, Weird Al, why are we all here?
Um, I thought it added a little dramatic tension.
- Squeeze and believe. - Squeeze and believe.
Play that note, Scooby.
Do it!
Now!
Play that note, Scooby.
No, I can't.
- We're all gonna get eaten by dinosaurs. - No.
Yikes!
Get ready to hang on.
Now, let's see who these ding-dong dinosaurs really are.
Pete and Pete!
It's all very simple really.
The two Petes did work for the university but were doing
a little illegal fossil-hunting on the site.
When they found the priceless crystallized egg,
they knew they had struck it rich.
But when those accordion kids caused the avalanche,
they exposed our dig.
We used these animatronic dinosaur suits
Pete and I here, to scare everybody away, didn't we, Pete?
Exactly, Pete!
Animatronic dinosaur.
So, like Pete made me do all the digging
while he hogged the dinosaur suit,
I just knew he was gonna cheat me out of it.
-I was not. -You were too.
-Was not. -Too.
-Uh-uh. -Too.
So, I got my own dinosaur suit
to take the egg for myself.
And we would have gotten away with it too...
If it weren't for you meddling kids, eh.
And the musical stylings of Weird Al Yankovic.
♪ Greedy, greedy, greedy ♪
Ah, I wanna thank you kooky kids for solving this mystery.
My accordion camp is now reopened for business.
I've got a special treat for you, Scooby-Doo.
Yeah?
You may stink on the accordion,
but I think this is the instrument for you.
Like, dude, that's the percussion suitcase.
Sweet!
Come on, everybody, let's dance.
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪